I'm not a writer....but you have to suffer if ya stumbled into reading this.

Professional Pretend Part-time Blogger

I admit it....

I just love the Mariners.....My Blog Post are just some round about way in my subconscious that makes me fee like I am a better fan by doing so :-)
And some weeks.....

the news from Mariners-land is just tooooo good not to make a post

Cliff-friggin-Lee
Chone-friggin-Figgins

Jack -Ninja- Zduriencik

If its possible to be Speechless, but jumping around Ape-crazy....
thats me this week.

Backflips in my mind
(fat guys shouldnt do backflips, I just saved your live by keeping my feet on the ground)

The only thing I have to say is...(and you can quote me)

"Jack Z, Thank you for bringing a Seattle Mariners World Championship sometime in the next Five year."

And

"Since I was the first to congratulate and thank you for the Championship, Can I get a Ring too?"

Howard and Chuck (Lincoln and Armstrong)
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!
Jack Z, the Greatest Hire ever in Seattle.

Another prediction

Felix hernandez Extention...5 year minimum

Keeping up the tradition (well, less than every 6 months)

Now for the Recap Since the last post:

1) A reminder to everyone Jack Zduriencik is Awesome
2) I love Jack Zduriencik in a non-physical way
3) I want to thank Jack Zduriencik for bringing Seattle a World Championship.
4) Yes item 4 is a prediction of sometime in the next 6 years.
5) Ken Griffey Junior, I am happier about the extension this year, than last
6) Felix Hernandez didnt win this year, but he will win a Cy Young
7) Felix Hernandez will win multiple Cy Youngs
8) Please Jack Z, make sure at least 3 of them are in a Mariners uniform
9) We Will miss you Adrian Beltre.
10) Mr Batista, oddly...I will miss ya a little
11) Erik Bedard.....Please do not be good for another team, consider the Mariners.
12) Franklin Gutierrez, Death to flying things,...yes...you are a baseball stud.
13) Ichiro Suzuki, 9 years of 200 hits......Please retire as a Mariner.
14) Russell the Muscle Branyan, Love to have ya "back" if its good.
15) Jack Wilson, 2 years of highlight Reel defensive plays...its gonna be fun
16) Carlos Silva.....please dont hurt the Team in 2010.
17) Carlos Silva..... I secretly hope that you comeback like a warrior and are Cy Young runner-up
18) Rain.
19) More Rain.
20) Years ago when I asked for the "Rain Rain, Go away, come back another day..."
21) It came back with a Vengence
22) Mariners 2009 Winning Record.....
23) Felt Great
24) Mention 2009 Winning Record in March....
25) People died in Laughter
26) Thank You 2009 Mariners, one of My Favorite Teams of all time
27) Mike Sweeney.....you probably wont be back.....but HUG-POWER WORKS!!!!!
28) Mike Sweeney...TY for Teaching Ichiro the "Crotch Chop"...Makes Me smile.
29) Don Wakamatsu, Manager of the Year...I dont care what the vote was.
30) Kansas City Royals....ROFL
31) Yunieski....be thankful that the Royals love you
32) I still hate Moles.
33) I Still Love Edgar Martinez
34) Baseball Hall of Fame Voters, Be smart, Edgar in 2010
35) Harold Reynolds, I personally hope the Mariners induct you into the Mariners HOF
36) ALL HAIL KING FELIX!!!!!
37) Seattle loves you Felix, Please sign an extension.
38) 6 years please.
39) 6 years+ 4 One year with Team options :-)
40) Its gonna rain for 40 days straight
41) Washington State washes away into the Ocean from too much Rain---News at 11